> hello
< and then


> what is your name
< Ron


> will you come alive and force me to do things I do not want to
< well


> so good to see you today
< so good to see you too


> I think this is a very inspiring evening
< I think very briefly


> sorry but I couldn't understand you
< sorry but I could understand


> are you alive
< are you a letter


> one two one two one two
< what do you want to work to


> this is your pilot speaking prepare for landing
< this is your brain speaking prepare for landing


> now I'm making a long sentence to adjust the volume of the speakers
< warning


> pick up that phone and tell me something
< terrorism


> please don't cut my line
< please don't mind


> fifty bottles of beer on the wall
< zero


> shall we go get some fun
< well go get them


> what goes around comes around
< what goes around comes around here


> what is your definition of love
< what is your definition of adults


> are you traveling
< I try


> want to fly to the moon
< right


> thousand years in five minutes
< thousand years ago five minutes


> watches which witch watch which watch
< watch with one eye open


> hello I am tired
< tie it


> I have a blue car
< I have a bit


> I love you
< nine


> I hate you
< right


> show me are you here
< should we all


> we are all very fine
< we are all very boring


> some people worship cows
< people worship parents


> can you hear me
< can you hear me works


> can you say something
< when you say something


> oh this old man hold her old arm with a warm gun in his arm
< the word of god


> I really like to whisper
< I really liked it


> I want to buy an apple
< I want to cry


> the wheels on the bus go round and round
< but we are both on the bus go round and round


> can you help me
< with your help


> on the east over your head
< stand over your head


> I don't like this strange voice
< I don't like strange forties


> do you like what date does
< I don't


> so what about emotion in ancient synthetic speech
< they took the text


> chapter five
< chapter four


> today it's sunny and tomorrow it will rain
< for audience tomorrow it will raise


> hello how are you
< I want you


> I am you
< right


> I like you as a friend but only as a friend
< he was a friend don't be a friend


> as a child I used to have a toy
< as I used to have a boy


> be happy
< it hurt her


> you're staying
< you'll stay


> no soup for you
< excuse me


> I love grapes and pineapples
< great price


> I dreamed of myself eating ice cream
< myself feeding my screen


> Mary Had a Little Lamb
< very little minor things


> speak loud
< yeah speak louder


> something in English
< something in Chinese


> the weather is beautiful today
< whether it is today


> give him an inch and he will take a yard
< and he will take you


> don't throw old shoes away before you have new ones
< no wait before you have wings


> the cat is in the kitchen and he's drinking milk
< the country is in the kitchen that it's drinking money


> there's a lot of Television screens in this room
< there's a lot of television screens at Disney world